The No-BS Home Bar: The 5 Bottles and 3 Tools You Actually Need

The No-BS Home Bar: The 5 Bottles and 3 Tools You Actually Need

By Jigger & Joy11 min read
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I get the appeal of those fancy cocktail bars. You walk in, there are wall-to-wall bottles, dudes with waxed mustaches using smoke guns, and it takes 15 minutes to get a drink. It's impressive. I respect the art of a perfect cocktail. That's one reason I started this site.

But that's not realistic for your house on a Tuesday night.

The whole reason I started this database was because I go on vacation and that's when we like to hit bars and try new drinks. Sometimes rarely but sometime we go to dream type location. Like Hawaii and Ireland, and we got to try really different drinks and these were amazing drinks, and then coming home completely clueless on how to recreate them.

When I first tried to fix that problem, I made the rookie mistake: I went out and bought way too much crap. I had bottles I used once and tools that looked cool but were useless.

I'm here to save you that money and headache. You don't need a thousand-dollar inventory to make a drink better than 90% of the bars out there. You just need the right few things. We call this the "5-Bottle Bar." It's like packing for a camping trip; you only bring the essentials that you can use for everything.

Here is the straight talk on what you need to get started.


Part 1: The Gear (Keep It Simple)

We're keeping this blue-collar simple. You don't need gold-plated mixing spoons. You need three tools that actually work so you can get the drink in the glass.

1. The Shaker

You need something to get the drink cold and mixed up.

  • The Pro Move: A Boston Shaker (two metal tins that bang together). They don't freeze shut like the three-piece ones do.
  • The "I just want a drink right now" Move: Seriously, a clean mason jar with a tight lid works just fine when you're starting out.

2. The Jigger (Don't skip this)

Alright seriously, this is where the "respect the craft" part comes in. Baking is science, and so is bartending. Eyeballing your pours is the quickest way to ruin a good booze. A jigger lets you measure exactly right. If you're just dumping glugs in a glass, you aren't making a cocktail, you're just drinking.

3. The Strainer

If you use a shaker tin or a mixing glass, you need a Hawthorne Strainer (the one with the spring coil). It keeps the ice chunks and fruit pulp out of your teeth.


Part 2: The Booze (The 5 Essential Bottles)

Forget the whipped-cream flavored vodka. If you stock these five honest bottles, you can make hundreds of classic recipes.

1. A Solid Gin (London Dry)

I'm personally a Gin guy. I know, a lot of people aren't fans of it. I know more Irish whiskey and bourbon fans, and that's fine. But trust me, you need gin. It's the backbone of the cocktail world. Get a classic "London Dry" style that has enough backbone to stand up to mixers.

  • Use it for: Martinis, Gimlets, Negronis.

2. The Workhorse Whiskey (Bourbon or Rye)

This is where most of us live. You want something that tastes good neat around a campfire but is affordable enough to mix on a Friday. Rye whiskey has a little more spicy "bite" that cuts through sugar, while Bourbon is gonna be sweeter and mellower. Pick your poison.

  • Use it for: Old Fashioneds, Manhattans, Sours.

3. The Crowd Pleaser (Vodka or Blanco Tequila)

You need a neutral spirit for the people who "don't like the taste of alcohol." Vodka is the safe bet. But if your crowd is a little rowdier, swap this slot for a Blanco Tequila.

  • Use it for: Mules, Margaritas, Highballs.

4. Sweet Vermouth

This is the bridge between hard liquor and a finished cocktail. It adds that complex, herbal flavor.

  • Crucial Rule: Look, once you crack open Vermouth, put it in the fridge. It's wine. It goes bad sitting on a warm shelf. Don't be that guy serving skunky Manhattans.

5. Angostura Bitters

Bitters are like the duct tape of the cocktail world—they just make things work together. You don't drink them straight, you just need a dash or two. Whiskey + sugar = sweet whiskey. Whiskey + sugar + bitters = An Old Fashioned.


Part 3: The One Rule You Can't Break

You have the tools and the booze. But there is one thing that separates a decent home bartender from someone just screwing around in the kitchen: Fresh Citrus.

Alright seriously, this is the hill I will die on. Never buy those little plastic lime or lemon squeeze bottles. They are garbage and they taste like preservatives. Squeezing a fresh lime takes 10 seconds. It makes the difference between a sad, flat drink and something wicked cool that impresses your friends.


3 Drinks You Can Make Right Now

Ready to stop reading and start drinking? Here are three classics you can knock out with the inventory listed above.

1. The Classic Old Fashioned

This is the OG. It respects the whiskey and doesn't hide it.

View the Old Fashioned Recipe

2. The Gin Gimlet

Forget the neon green stuff from TGI Fridays. A real Gimlet is sharp, refreshing, and dangerous.

View the Gimlet Recipe

3. The Manhattan

Sophisticated but packs a punch. This uses your Whiskey, Vermouth, and Bitters.

View the Manhattan Recipe


Ready to Host?

Now that you have the basics down, you're ready to have people over. If you don't want to be stuck behind the shaker all night while everyone else is having fun, check out our guides for tips on batching these drinks for a crowd.


The Math: Why Only 5 Bottles Works

Let's do the cocktail math:

If You Have...You Can Make...
Vodka alone8+ drinks
+ Bourbon20+ drinks
+ Gin35+ drinks
+ Tequila45+ drinks
+ Triple Sec50+ drinks

That's 50+ cocktails from 5 bottles. You don't need more to start.


The 5 Bottles Explained

Bottle 1: Vodka ($15-20)

Why: The blank canvas. Mixes with everything.

Buy: Tito's, Smirnoff, or Absolut Skip: Grey Goose, Belvedere (save $ for mixing)

What you'll make:

  • Vodka Soda
  • Screwdriver
  • Moscow Mule
  • Cosmopolitan
  • Cape Cod
  • Vodka Martini
  • Bloody Mary
  • Espresso Martini

Bottle 2: Bourbon ($15-25)

Why: America's spirit. Sweet, approachable, versatile.

Buy: Buffalo Trace, Evan Williams, Wild Turkey 101 Skip: Maker's Mark (fine but pricier for similar quality)

What you'll make:

  • Whiskey Sour
  • Old Fashioned
  • Bourbon & Ginger
  • Mint Julep
  • Whiskey Smash
  • Gold Rush
  • New York Sour
  • Boulevardier

Bottle 3: Gin ($18-25)

Why: The cocktail spirit. Built for mixing.

Buy: Beefeater, Tanqueray, Gordon's Skip: Hendrick's (great but botanical-forward—less versatile)

What you'll make:

  • Gin & Tonic
  • Martini
  • Gimlet
  • Negroni
  • Tom Collins
  • Bee's Knees
  • French 75
  • Last Word

Bottle 4: Tequila ($20-30)

Why: Blanco tequila is clean, bright, and essential for warm-weather drinking.

Buy: Espolòn, Olmeca Altos, Cimarron Skip: Patrón (overpriced for what you get)

What you'll make:

  • Margarita
  • Paloma
  • Tequila Sunrise
  • Ranch Water
  • Tequila Sour
  • Mexican Mule
  • Batanga

Bottle 5: Triple Sec or Cointreau ($10-35)

Why: Orange liqueur makes margaritas, cosmos, and sidecars possible.

Buy: Cointreau (if budget allows) or De Kuyper Triple Sec Skip: Cheap triple sec tastes artificial. Cointreau is worth it.

What you'll make:

  • Margarita (obviously)
  • Cosmopolitan
  • Sidecar
  • Long Island Iced Tea
  • Kamikaze
  • White Lady
  • Corpse Reviver #2

The 3 Tools Explained

Tool 1: Jigger ($8-12)

What it is: A two-sided measuring cup (usually 1 oz / 2 oz or 0.75 oz / 1.5 oz)

Why you need it: Eyeballing = bad drinks. Period. Cocktails are about ratios.

How to use it: Fill to the brim. Level is accurate; underfilled is wrong.

Buy: OXO angled jigger (easiest to read)


Tool 2: Shaker ($12-20)

What it is: Boston shaker (two tins) or Cobbler shaker (three pieces with built-in strainer)

Why you need it: Shaking chills, dilutes, and aerates your drink. Non-negotiable for citrus cocktails.

Which one?

  • Boston shaker: Faster, more pro, requires separate strainer
  • Cobbler shaker: Easier for beginners, built-in strainer, harder to open when cold

Buy: A basic Boston shaker set (comes with strainer) for $15


Tool 3: Citrus Juicer ($10-15)

What it is: Manual press for lemons and limes

Why you need it: Fresh citrus is THE difference between home cocktails and great cocktails. Bottled juice is garbage.

How much juice?

  • 1 lime ≈ 1 oz juice
  • 1 lemon ≈ 1.5 oz juice

Buy: Chef'n FreshForce or any metal hand press


What You DON'T Need (Yet)

Skip for Now:

  • ❌ Bar spoon (use a regular spoon)
  • ❌ Muddler (use a wooden spoon handle)
  • ❌ Fine strainer (double-strain isn't essential)
  • ❌ Mixing glass (any large glass works)
  • ❌ Fancy garnish tools (use a vegetable peeler)
  • ❌ Ice molds (regular ice is fine to start)

Never Need:

  • ❌ Electric cocktail mixer
  • ❌ Pre-made cocktail machines
  • ❌ Novelty gadgets
  • ❌ "Cocktail smoker kits" (cool but gimmicky)

The Shopping List

At the Liquor Store (~$80-100)

  • Vodka - $15-20
  • Bourbon - $15-25
  • Gin - $18-25
  • Blanco tequila - $20-30
  • Triple sec/Cointreau - $10-35

At the Grocery Store (~$15-20)

  • Lemons (6)
  • Limes (12)
  • Sugar (for simple syrup)
  • Tonic water
  • Ginger beer
  • Club soda
  • Orange juice
  • Cranberry juice

On Amazon (~$30-40)

  • Jigger
  • Shaker set
  • Citrus juicer

Total investment: $125-160


Your First 10 Cocktails

Make these in order. Each one teaches a skill.

#CocktailSkill Learned
1Vodka SodaBuilding over ice
2Gin & TonicRatios and garnish
3Whiskey SourShaking with citrus
4MargaritaBalancing sweet/sour/spirit
5Old FashionedStirring, bitters
6DaiquiriThe perfect shake
7NegroniEqual-parts stirred drinks
8MojitoMuddling herbs
9Moscow MuleCopper mug not required
10Espresso MartiniShaking for foam

Level Up Later

Once you've mastered the basics, consider adding:

Month 2-3

  • Sweet vermouth (for Manhattans, Negronis)
  • Angostura bitters (elevates everything)
  • Campari (bitter drinks are sophisticated)

Month 4-6

  • White rum (tropical drinks)
  • Mezcal (smoky alternative to tequila)
  • Amaro (after-dinner drinks)

When You're Ready

  • Specialty liqueurs (St-Germain, Chartreuse, Luxardo)
  • Quality cherries and olives
  • Flavored syrups
  • Egg whites (for sours)

No-BS FAQ

Can I really make good drinks with just 5 bottles?

Yes. 90% of popular cocktails use these base spirits. The other 10% can wait.

Is cheap booze okay?

For mixing, absolutely. $15-25 bottles are perfect. Save premium bottles for sipping neat.

What if I don't like one of these spirits?

Swap it for one you like. Hate gin? Double down on tequila with a reposado. This is YOUR bar.

How long will these bottles last?

Spirits last indefinitely. You'll run out of vodka and tequila first (most versatile). Gin and bourbon go slower.

What's the one thing I should NOT skip?

Fresh citrus. This is the hill to die on. Bottled lemon juice will ruin everything.


The No-BS Philosophy

Here's what nobody tells beginners:

  1. Start small. You'll learn what you actually like.
  2. Quality over quantity. 5 good bottles beat 15 mediocre ones.
  3. Fresh citrus is mandatory. Non-negotiable.
  4. Measuring matters. Eyeballing is for amateurs.
  5. Practice beats equipment. Technique > tools.

You don't need a Pinterest-worthy bar cart or Instagram-perfect setup. You need bottles, tools, and the willingness to try.

Now go make a drink.


What was your first "no-BS" cocktail success? Tell us in the comments!

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